Orla Kiely bag, $600
Dear Orla Kiely,
Thank you for knocking $67 off this beautiful multi button leather handbag on your website. It really is a lovely handbag. I love the mushroom-color leather, the cute multicolor buttons, and the retro purse shape. It would look the-bees-knees-and-the-cat's-pyjamas hanging off my arm. Was just wondering if you could possibly knock—I don't know—another $550 off, so I don't have to go hungry. Thanks.